FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 05, 2021

Roger, you nitwit.

You asked for it, Roger!

Not all jokes are “wife worthy”!

This is why you really don’t want to know what we’re thinking, ladies.

Is he dreaming of a Stepford wife?

He should have said “husband”. Ya gotta know your audience!

Well, move to Stepford Roger!

Program it to say “Yes, dear” in a sincere manner and you’d have the perfect husband. Oh, and it also needs to be able to dispatch housespiders etc.

… and now we have the plot of Cherry 2000.

Her aim might have been a little high.

Who says the truth does not hurt.

On the flip side, women would have no use for men if they could figure out how to get a cucumber to mow the lawn.

He’s not wrong.

That would be alright as long as Mom holds the power cord.

Jason should have started with something easy. Like a robot that just lays around the house, not doing much of anything and leaving all the work to the womenfolk. That wouldn’t be the perfect husband but a pretty good imitation of one.

A little sexist perhaps but Andrea does take things a little too personally overall.

Nitpick alert: It should be “…his laundry and all of his cooking”.