Herman by Jim Unger for September 16, 2021

And they haven’t met my mother-in-law yet.

Walruses have evolved into fat creatures that walk on land.

There’s an alien named Randolph?

He’s actually about 145 million years too late.

And they’re more intelligent than we’ve been led to believe.

Their outer shells leave a lot to be desired. Seems they have to shed them several times in a 24-hour period. BTW, What’s underneath is really ugly.

A flip-phone? Obviously NOT a technologically advanced civilization.

This is what happens when you are watching at too great a distance…speed of light and all that, you are about 65m year late.

Oh now really…the humanoid isn’t quite that fat.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense stateThen nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait……

Sounds creepy?

I guess it been awhile since their last visit.

We may be primitive but not that far unevolved…..

He’d make great Brontoburgers.

Some aliens will believe anything…

“He’s going to introduce me to his mate. He says she’s a real Tyrannosaurus Rex!”

Close – he’s actually a Bronco-saurus because he lives in Denver and is a huge fan.

Close, it’s Bruno, the Sorry A$$.

what if they are just tourists?