C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for September 01, 2021

That stuffed bunnies are easier to care for than cacti?

Well then, have a meaningless relationship… “friends with benefits”..

Just lucky?

I just want Donierre to happen! Link hands and proceed through life…weird and together!

It means that your concept of ‘long term’ could use a little work.

Or god is sassing you!

But Mona IS a hottie! I knew a Mona back in college; tall (6’2”), dark hair, dark eyes, nicely padded, smoked like a chimney, sexy as hell, but kind and decent. I wonder where she is now?

Ummm, Are these two still MARRIED?(Even if it was for Pierre to not get kicked out of the Country) Because if they are, then that’s Donna’s longest relationship…. And they can make babies.

So how many friends with benefits has Donna had that she needs long term?

Way to go, Pierre faux spouse!

Cry me a river, Donna. Get it out of your system….

Try decades, Donna. I haven’t had a long term relationship since college and I’m in my 40s now.

S’okay though. It’s allowed me to cultivate a love for pipe tobacco, single malt Scotch and heirloom breed chickens, all of which I could not do as a man with such romantic attachments.

Thoughts and prayers for Donna