Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 18, 2021

I think the judge is bias.

What thinning hair?? Does Mike wear a toupee???

BTW, he should GAIN points for divorcing his no-good ex!!!

I think the divorce should be on the plus side. She’s gone and good riddance!

Do I see product placement?

…and QZPoints for product placement,for shame Mr. Trudeau… for shame

What is that sticking out the side of her face in panel 4?

The math never lies. The people manipulating the answers, do.

I don’t understand Mike’s question.

Gratitude: the cure for the blues.

a new bike should get him more than 2 points

Plus, he doesn’t have a pot belly

What hair is it that’s thinning? Mike has as much as he ever had. Wish my hair was only as thin as his.

Tricky, daughters grow up.

What does, “Do I have to stick the dismount?”, mean?

“Welcome to ‘Whose Life Is It Anyway?’, where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.”

No worries….he’ll probably be stuck in the ground

Mike has always had what appears to be a full head of hair, to the present day.

I’ll take the “happening daughter” any day! I raised two wonderful sons, but no girls. :-( On second thought, no female adolescent issues! Whew…

I am hoping that this is a relatively valid method of assessment. I am a better father to my daughter than I have ever been anything else.

I’d take off at least 312 points for losing Kim…

Whaddya mean he loses five points for the divorce? After what JJ did to him, he deserves 100 points for moving on with his life.

Thank Goodness for that wonderful Daughter, otherwise, he’d have been Down by 4 points.

Healthy lifestyle! He’s drinking a Coke…