The way things are going, you just might get abducted for your organs.
You get the organ, I’ll do the transplant—-cheap.
Why would you buy a Hammond on the black market?
Sad, but true…
Too right.
Not if they’re pickled like yours, Aunty.
Especially fairground ones……
I have an artificial knee. I am thinking of selling the mineral rights to my body.
At age 72, there’s probably not much worth scrapping on my body.
No one is is completely useless, they can always be used as a bad example
I have a couple of gold crowns, so I know I’m worth something.
Yeah, and you are supposed to donate (give) them away.
To get rid of your organs (body, not musical) you won’t need the cash. Cue the funeral music…
I don’t think my organs will fetch much, they’ve been abused.
How I like to play with my organ, in the chapel in the moonlight
i’d like to say that my brain is in mint condition ‘cause it’s never been used, but it was defective to begin with…
A good piano isn’t chicken feed, either.
The average Cadaver is worth close to $100,000 if you recycle all the skin & bones.
Remember, men, with your life insurance, you are probably worth more dead than alive!
Not the most positive affirmation I’ve ever come across, Aunty!
Leojim over 3 years ago
The way things are going, you just might get abducted for your organs.
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
You get the organ, I’ll do the transplant—-cheap.
nosirrom over 3 years ago
Why would you buy a Hammond on the black market?
jmworacle over 3 years ago
Sad, but true…
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
Too right.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Not if they’re pickled like yours, Aunty.
pcolli over 3 years ago
Especially fairground ones……
dflak over 3 years ago
I have an artificial knee. I am thinking of selling the mineral rights to my body.
At age 72, there’s probably not much worth scrapping on my body.
[Traveler] Premium Member over 3 years ago
No one is is completely useless, they can always be used as a bad example
monya_43 over 3 years ago
I have a couple of gold crowns, so I know I’m worth something.
Vangoghdog01 over 3 years ago
Yeah, and you are supposed to donate (give) them away.
paranormal over 3 years ago
To get rid of your organs (body, not musical) you won’t need the cash. Cue the funeral music…
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
I don’t think my organs will fetch much, they’ve been abused.
Pickled Pete over 3 years ago
How I like to play with my organ, in the chapel in the moonlight
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
i’d like to say that my brain is in mint condition ‘cause it’s never been used, but it was defective to begin with…
tinstar over 3 years ago
A good piano isn’t chicken feed, either.
bakana over 3 years ago
The average Cadaver is worth close to $100,000 if you recycle all the skin & bones.
Ed Brault Premium Member over 3 years ago
Remember, men, with your life insurance, you are probably worth more dead than alive!
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not the most positive affirmation I’ve ever come across, Aunty!