Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 17, 2021

Then she puts on her glasses.

Well we can’t stand what we are looking at. Please go put some clothes on.

Eye bleach!!!!

I have to wake up in the morning!!!?

Thank goodness it wasn’t you in my case, Aunty!

that’s precisely why i look out the window at our lovely, ever-changing ocean…

Tighten those straps….

Some can be gorgeous yet hate what they see in the mirror. Body dysmorphia is a real thing. Sad, too.

Which is why my girlfriend is 40 years younger than my wife. I mean the maid is…

Plenty of us know not to look too closely too soon.

AAAAAGGGHHH!!! [THUMP!]

Pleeease???!! I just ate

Aunty, the secret is to look in the mirror before you put your glasses on…

Don’t look in the mirror with the lights on.

At my age I’m just happy to see ANYTHING in the mirror when I wake up. After all I could have died in my sleep for all I know….

You’ve done a lot of settling over time. In more ways than one.

So … Aunty likes long balloons, then.

The coffee pot.

My 88yo mom looks in the mirror & wonders, “Who’s that old lady?”

Does being built like hurt your back? I always wondered about large chested women – don’t their backs hurt? As a guy, the extra 10lbs around my stomach causes back pain. Slowly getting rid of it though. I still weigh the same as I did in high school – 155 lbs. But the muscle strength just isn’t there anymore.

Granted, he doesn’t do it that often, but still, Backland seems just a little too fond of depicting her in this state of undress.