Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 07, 2021

Oreo flavored toothpaste?

True.

I used to have a dentist with cookies to eat while waiting. I asked why they would want people to eat before an appt and they said it wasn’t the worst things they found in peoples’ mouths!

An extra hour to sleep and here I am … reading about Oreo-flavored toothpaste; yecchhh!

My mom makes ME do the cleaning!

Those kids left years ago….

the secret is not to let kids in the house…

The way I heard this one was, “Cleaning house while the children are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it’s still snowing.”

The same thing applies to cats….at least, mine…

Oreos, brush, repeat.

It’s like that with cats and dogs. And the occasional chook.

I got some Oreos, time to try them out.

Another perspective on this issue is the classic, “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

But, eating the Oreos is more fun.

Yep, both pointless AND unpleasant.

yup