Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 01, 2021

Math tests are always difficult times.

You sure do get to know who are your true friends that way…

This is not wrong. Not in the slightest.

They say a real friend is one who will pay your bail at 3:00 in the morning. Wrong. A real friend would be in jail with you.

And handle accordingly….

I’m sensing a theme here!

And those who keep going on about it.

Is it just me or do a lot of people like to live their lives like a melodramatic soap opera???

Auntie goes from being off-the-rails to a wise sage. Interesting turn.

In other words, except for #1, hold a grudge.. Life is too short, Aunty.

I can say that sometimes they are one and the same. Since my loving wife died in March this could apply to her. I know that isn’t exactly the way it was meant but I do feel this way.

4. Stock up on Voodoo dolls…

Often the same person. It’s called “family”.

And Walt says you’re a no. 3.

Her most profound statement ever?

From the looks of her, I left her and will put her in diffucult times!

#4-Those who shared a difficult time with you.

and those who won’t get involved in your nonsense from the beginning. When I see a melodrama queen I run the other way

What if that turns out to be only 2 people?

Or, even Just One person #2 and #3 being the Same Person with no #1 ?

Good point AA

I have been through all of that. I was always there for anybody who needed me no matter what time of day or night it was and no matter how many miles I drove or even if I didn’t have the money I would give it to them when they needed it or if they needed somebody to talk to I was always there for them. But when it came my turn for something simple, I always get asked the question, “Don’t you have any other friends?”. Today, I have no idea what my phone sounds like because it doesn’t ring. Not even with wrong numbers or recordings for insurance or I won a trip to nowhere. It would be nice to be able to text anybody to have a conversation…