Close to Home by John McPherson for September 16, 2021

That would be a 100% match on a dating app.

I bet he can out sleep her.

Bleeb is peeping from a distance.

OK! OK! I’ll check back with you in 20 years.

Hi, Bleeb!

Did we miss dessert?

Good one, John M.

Some pillows and a night table would be nice, waiter

Narcoleptics Unanimous!

Gold digger! She’s only with him for his compound interest.

Wow, their sleeping together on the first date. A union made in heaven, by the sandman.

I think he misunderstood when she said that she wanted to ‘go to bed’ on their first date? I hope that he doesn’t feel *Rip*’d’ off

“Oh, and this glass of wine is from that little fella over at the bar… weird hat and clothes… says his name is Sleepy.”

Definitely have a lot in common……

Whoever wakes up first gets stuck with the check!

How about some espresso infused wine???

Espresso injections are needed.

We need Prince Charming to break up this date.

And then she discovered that the photo he had posted on the dating site was several decades old.

And I thought this was a testimony of how bad the service is at this place.

That date looks like a real sleeper.

Well, the computer found some commonalities. Where are the dwarfs?