Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 20, 2021

The apple core.

It’s Sir Wizaac Newton!

He invented the vacuum!

Wiz has gone applelectic!

Hope he can see the gravity of the situation!

For that to happen, shouldn’t a mushroom have fallen on Wiz’s head?! :D

Another fine Apple product.

Stupid apple. Destroying the Garden of Eden was not enough. It had to go and destroy the whole planet.

A gravity bomb? A grave situation.

It looks like Wiz was hit by a rotten apple!

This is why the tree should have left it to tom Baker’s Dr Who.

Talking tree… what will they think of next?

The North Korean Wizard

Looks like the Giving Tree has had enough.

Newton discovered the laws of gravity that way, and the world has never been the same.

See, you get an apple and a wizard together and bad things can happen.

The forbidden fruit

God, No!

Litlle known fact, at Los Alamos they tried to implode apples instead of U235 and ended up with a week of apple sauce for desserts in the cafeteria.

Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under the wrong tree.

Why bomb Eureka? It’s just a NorCal coastal town.

One thing leads to another.

Wrong theory.