Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for September 12, 2021

Sweetbread is not sweet bread. But then if you put enough sauce or gravy on, it is possible to eat anything and enjoy it.

And, Rocky Mountain oysters aren’t really oysters.

My feelings as well.Zucchini noodles? Arrrrgggg!

Ain’t no lemons in Country Time Lemonade®.

I’m with you, Amanda!

Head cheese and hot dogs are a lie.

And don’t get me started on, Buffalo Wings!

Mock chicken legs are not made from chicken and they mock no one.

Let’s hear it for balls of meat. You can roll them around on your plate but best not to try and bounce them. Not that I would know. :))))

After a lot of googling, I’ve lost the innocence of mercifully not knowing what these foods were. If you need me I’ll be in the corner rocking in the fetal position.