Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 21, 2021

Poor Freddie.

Sister Figgs.

@Number Six Today’s strip IS Funny, Freddie Figgs or Hero Mr Andrew Capps aquaintance is so far gone he can’t even remember his gender :o) my avatar is an unfurled flag to celebrate Malta’s Independence in 1964, How was your day? ours should be slighthly busy but we will cope I hope , we are both in a good mood ,no shopping or errand to run so we will stay inside the house as much as possible because oe the heat wave and keep hydrated Keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Freddie’s habits are nun of your business Andy!

What does it say about the nuns that they let him join?

One in the convent, the other in the canal (again).

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-21st-september-2021-24930593

Looks like Freddie has a nasty habit!

Pick your gender day. Nuns get lonely too.

Did someone take a vow of silence?

Sister Mary Freddie Figgs!

Maybe Freddie had a little surgery first? “Call me Fernanda?”

Do they have nuns in the COE?

Get thee to a nunnery!

They had nun of that.

Afficionado is back! Hoorah!

Which bathroom does…. um, he use?

Okay now, I’m pretty sure that monks don’t dress like that.

Why is it that “nun” of the people in today’s kartune have feet that don’t touch the ground?!?

Looks like Freddie wanted Nun of that!

Hoist the flag with honor Alfie. The George Cross was awarded to Malta by King George VI to “bear witness to the heroism and devotion of its people” during the great siege the islands suffered during the beginning of WWII. BRAVERY INDEED. Right to feel proud of MALTA stand in history. Entire Country received that George Cross. Salute.

Maybe Freddie has become Sister Fredette.

I can’t remember when there wasn’t a building going up in that town.

Freddie Figgs is the foolish first cousin of Jim Figgerty, the Head Fig Roll Filler for the Jacobs Fig Rolls factory. Only Figgerty knows the secret of how to fill the figs in the Fig Rolls.

Imagine what would happen if Figgerty, fatigued from filling figs, flees the Fig Roll factory and takes the secret of filling Fig Rolls with him?

“The problem with being a hermit is all the OTHER damn people!” (Professor Feather T. Barnswallow)

I’m nearly as sorry for posting things as I am for reading things, but it IS very nice indeed that Afficionado is once again a Capper! And maybe the mods will have a bit of intelligence in their spare time, from this out……………

Our Lady of Perpetual Ineptitude

When it comes to Brains, Freddie has Nun.

Aren’t monks the male version of nuns?

xxx

@Afficionado

You have Number Six on Facebook, don’t you? Not sure if you regularly see his FB posts but he’s moved house due to some issues with his landlady. He’s still in Glasgow I believe. I hope I’m not speaking out of turn and don’t want to be seen as a “gossip” (even though it’s the truth) But I don’t think Six’s partner liked me very much. I have never once communicated with her but she knows about me and didn’t really approve of mine and Six’s friendship. And that’s all it was. But she’s got nothing to worry about. I’m far too happy being single than to steal someone’s man. Let alone a guy who is about 27 years my senior and lives miles away.

I haven’t had the best day today, I don’t really want to go into it. But I’m having my favourite nosh later. Hopefully that will make me feel better.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal. I still can’t get over the fact that you are visible on the page again. Whoo hoo!

Oh, Figgs ran to the place he wanted to go. Just think for a minute. A whole building of women who have never had sex. One man.

I love the name for the group of very unusual nuns who turn up in some of Caimh McDonnell’s really funny crime mysteries – the Sisters of the Saint! … What saint? … Just the saint!

Maybe Freddie had just watched some of Hamlet and misunderstood the phrase “Get thee to a nunnery”.

Freddie bears a striking resemblance to Dudley Moore in “Bedazzled”.