Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 29, 2021

You just have to learn things the hard way, huh, Norm?

Dumb but sweet.

Norman, the literalist.

Welcome to a life of poverty. You will probably have to Work weeks to pay for your ER visit.

I’m pretty sure Echo could do better. Starting to wonder who Norman paid to take his college entrance exams….

Well at least now he can afford to take her out for pizza.

Stay in school, Norm.

i wish i had a pizza place in my neighborhood that looks like that.i would be going there every week!

how hard did you hit it and is it still working?

Once upon a time, time cards were real cards and you punched holes in them when clocking in or out.

The clock does the punching.

HA! This guy’s a bigger idiot than…Peter Griffin? …Homer Simpson? …Jethro Bodine? …Joey Tribbiani? …Rose Nylund? …Woody Boyd? …Kelly Bundy?

Wow, so many options…

Love the pizza-shaped pizza joint, despite it being totally impracticle.

A life lesson learned, the hard way, however…….

So if you called Information, you’d have to ask the number for Pizza.

This guy went to college? Well you could’ve fooled me….

you would have thought he would have had some kind of orientation to learn all about the job before he started.

Actually, it’s amazing how kids graduating from college can be so stupid!! Actually, college keeps them out of the real world, while it fills their heads with propaganda , just parroting the ideas their leftist professors fill their heads with…

When Norm returns to school, perhaps he should start back in grade school.

At least that time clock won’t be messing with him again!