Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 02, 2021

They often say they’ll be right back but that could be 10 minutes and if he waited his food would be cold.

Did you really expect anything else Honeybunch.

If you want chivalry, then be more feminine.

Do you really need to give Ralph permission to start eating? It’s something that comes automatically to him! ;D

Like one pig waits for another.

You’ve been married to him for quite a while, you should know him better than that!

What decent restaurant brings out one entree & not both at the same time.

Dope!

Bet you he didn’t eat that way when they were dating. Guys tend to eat faster than women; it’s am animal thing. Slow down guys, the experience lasts longer and better that way. Trust me…..

I can’t stand when restaurants bring out meals one person at a time. There’s no excuse for not waiting to bring them all together

Ralph will be done when her food arrives. And then he’ll have to sit there and watch her eat.

I have a question. How did those two ever hook up?

It is impolite to start eating before everyone is served.

A decent restaurant will make sure that all individuals at a given table are served simultaneously, or close enough that it won’t matter.

That all being said, I doubt that Ralph can afford a decent restaurant, and Ralph has long since demonstrated that his “manners” are rudimentary, at best.

As one political pundit remarked, recently, "the ONLY “kale” he knows is a NASCAR driver."

Look on the bright side: at least he didn’t finish his order before she talked to him.

I dated a guy like that..ate so dang fast, and had more after that! Always wondered how he fit into his firefighter uniform!

Like he read her mind!