Monty by Jim Meddick for September 27, 2021

Was there no strip yesterday (Sunday)?

I think her spirit animal is a leech.

Delia has found a very “special” roommate… Let’s hope she can get rid of her if things get worse.

So she is guided by a mythical animal, on her spiritual journey

Unicorn? I would more go with snake.

I think it’s a bull. Because all this is bull*$#@.

Heeey. Mine’s a donkey.

Sounds scientifically plausible to me.

When I lived in Santa Cruz, I would sometimes come home to find people chanting in the living room by candlelight. My housemate was into everything.

I hope that mine is a Saint Bernard Dog…….

Of COURSE hers is the unicorn!

“There’s a growing body of psychic evidence” is going to be my new response whenever anyone doubts anything wrong I say.

I think her hair is on too tight. :)

Unicorn uh? Real unicorns are made from surgically altered goats. So goat.

Based on my preferred scavenger snacking (are you gonna have any more), I’ve stated my spirit animal as a seagull.

My spirit animal is the lion that ate the last unicorn. Pack your stuff and get out of here.

Holy spirit animal, Dehlia. My spirit animal is so spiritual! It’s a preying [praying] mantis….

Right, a non-existent creature thus non-existent spirit, works for this gaslighting abuser.

I would have guessed scarab. Commonly called dung beetle.

Funny she seems more like a slug to me.

At least Gaia will let her eat potato chips on the couch.