Herman by Jim Unger for September 27, 2021

Look like my life.

It wouldn’t be any better if you HAD heard of him.

“Ditto.”

She’s a gal on the go, and he can’t get started.

She seems nice….

Never show the eyes. NEVER!

Many years ago a young man told me he had learned the hard way never to lie about himself. Seems he was trying to impress a young woman at a party and told her he had a black belt in judo. Turns out she actually did and he ended up on the floor.

Wow – the rendering of that woman reminds me of artists who used that specific style when doing caricatures! I think I’ve seen her picture before – at the Brown Derby maybe?

I love Jim’s art! Very talented!

I definitely have heard of your type before Plastic Lady…….

True story, I was once approached by somebody at a social event and asked, “Are you somebody I should know?”

Didn’t he see you when his TV was acting up???

Sorry,I thought you were rich and not average looking?

Just another bump on a log.

She’s a material girl, and he’s material-less.

“Not even a warning?? I guess I am slipping.”

Shot out of the saddle.

Sweetheart, I’ve crawled across better looking women than you, to find a cool place in the shade… to take a nap. (Expurgated for a family venue.)

This sounds like a put-down that The Doctor would use.

When people saw you look familiar I say to them “do you watch porn”?