Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for October 07, 2021

Do you know why businessmen wear paisley ties? Business lunches.

Hey, if teenage girls buy pre-ripped jeans, why shouldn’t businessmen buy pre-stained shirts?

A moveable feast

The old “oilcloth” tablecloth could be wiped down.

As you age, you will gain a shelf that will also catch most of the crumbs that now fall off.

Nothing like coming home from an evening out to notice the stains on my blouse and the food between my teeth.

Keep going, you’ll create your own tie-dye pattern.

…or apron…

See today’s Real Life Adventures

I believe that’s called a bib!

My 3 year old grandson has that problem too!

I’m a big fan of colorful prints. ;-D

Washing machine? Not so much, eh?