Strange Brew by John Deering for September 30, 2021

Isn’t Great Sand Dunes National Park just over the rise?

Texas is a giant cat toilet….

A cat drive! :o

It will be a cats-ass-trophe.

Herding cats is nearly impossible unless you ride tuna fish.

This may well drive them cat-sh!t crazy!

Heck, if you’re in Texas, what do you need a litter box for?

https://youtu.be/hx1jdgTs03U

Catch it!

CAT-tle

I don’t know which is worse: herding cats or loading a bunch of jack rabbits on a flatbed truck. I guess it depends on whether you can shoot any of the critters.

Ooooh meow! This is a CAT-asrophy

My life; herding cats.

Side note, I see lots of TV ads for Pretty Litter with Martha Stewart.

Quick Clem, side trip to the desert!

The bank is river sand, but I’m not looking forward to droving them across the river.

Y’all missed out on the concept that they are herding cats.

So the desert sand doesn’t come with scratch activated fragrance crystals?

Just an ol’ cat hand from the Rio Grande…

“Our only hope would be to drive them to Mrs. Bolin’s rose garden or to the sandbox at the elementary school.” “We better come up with something ‘cuz we’ll hit Doberman country by night fall.”

It ain’t gonna be purdy.

Ah…“Trips to Abilene” brings back memories of organizational development. Vietnam was a “Trip to Abilene”.

For outside cats, the whole world is a litter box.

Litter box? They don’t need no stinkin’ litter box. Durned feral cats sprayed and pooped in my aloe vera patch.

You’d have to look far on the range to find an area not suitable as a cat litter box. It’s not the little walls the cats are looking for. :)

Herding cats??? Might as well look for a unicorn!!!