Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 26, 2021

Put a “lid” on that behavior.

Look — he’s wearing his lid backwards like a real rebel. I bet his sister buys pre-torn cup sleeves, too.

First the earrings, then the droopy drawers, next he’ll be covered in tattoos..

“And you’d better not come home latte again!”

He’s at the age when it’s still a long way off until becoming a decaf.

Black coffee.

That’s a latte cup showing.

soooo….. coffee cups have cell phones?

Ah – modeling prison style of dress I see.

And mom has her own creamer.

I get the sagging joke, but why is he even wearing underwear in the first place, when neither parent is wearing underwear?