Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 01, 2021

Travis would rather have Leopold dump poison in his jar.

He’ll be begging for a double-blind experiment.

If it makes you feel any better, Travis, it’s torture for us to see that, too!

Cruel Leo, really cruel.

Now that’s what I call cruel and unusual punishment. Someone pass the brain bleach!

“Hey Trav, does this look swollen to you…?” “Augh! Kill me, Leopold! Kill meeeee!”

The Cruel Pool.

Travis and us readers will never be able to unsee that.

Gary is one lucky man he can’t see his own reflection.

The cruelty continues.

LMAO! This is SOOOO FUNNY! Poor Travis. Didn’t know what he was going to be subjected to…where’s the eye bleach,Leopold ?

" Travis, does this look like an anal infection"?

We’ll discuss this next Wednesday when the Wednesday Forum hosts the Severed Head Support Group at my house.

Not a great way to start the day

Even I can’t undo that image from my brain……

Having been to a few clothing optional resorts, Gary is not as bad as many people that I have seen. Ever see a 400lb old man naked in a resort pool? Leopold doesn’t know the meaning of torture. (IN all fairness, I’m sure no one enjoyed looking at me either, but I’m just old but look okay enough that people don’t run away screaming).

Aaaaaaaaaaa! I don’t want to know why those sea stars are smiling!

Oh, no! Not that! Anything but that! Please, Leopold, please! Nooo!

Too late, Travis. Naked Gary for you!

And for us! Argghh! Brain bleach, STAT! My eyes, my eyes….