That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 20, 2021

On the Greek islands, long, long ago, / they had no problem letting skin show. / Yards of cloth on their laps; / sometimes capes, rarely wraps. / Didn’t anyone know how to sew ?

Some how, with her back to the sunrise, Irma was in her best light.

Is that a leach on her right nipple, or some sort of torture device?

Hero Theseus, trapped in a maze / (where the Minotaur, on victims preys), / by Ariadne was saved, / but he then misbehaved / and defied all romantic clichés. /// Ariadne on Naxos was left / by her Theseus. She was bereft. / Dionysus laid claim / to the half-naked dame. / Was she “won” by compassion or theft? /// Some have said Dionysus, a god, / lusted after the young lady’s bod. / He made Theseus leave, / (so these sources believe). / Was her Theseus hero, or fraud?

Waking up wondering, “has anyone seen my Emmy.”

Bacchus wakes up, wondering what the f*&k he had been drinking last night.

Too close to home for comfort! Been dealing with just this situation for 2 months. Add floor sanders, whip saws, sledgehammers…

I’ve told you 20 bloody times. Do not wash the sheets with the red sweater.

ariadne, wondering how many tequilas she had last night…

You want to go out? I just took off my bra – I am done for this evening.

“That’s it huh. But I didn’t have an orgasm yet.”

The look you give as another man leaves because you wouldn’t take your sandals off for bed activities.

“How the hell do these Snuggies work?!”

It’s Ariadne. She just woke to find that Theseus has split. Stranding her on Naxos

Dancers at Teutonic Titties often had to take a break after getting only half of their heavy dance garb off.

That’s right. Flash them your breasts; that should stop them…..

It is in the generator, power saws, air compressors, and nail guns phase.

Ariadne on Naxos: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Friedrich_Horschelt_Ariadne_auf_Naxos_1853.jpg 

has info and links that point to more info about this painting.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at 

https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2017/09/masterpiece-1784.html 

I have added a comment there (awaiting Mr. Melcher’s approval) pointing to the artist info I used to point to here. First work by this artist used here (2 times, including this Throwback Monday repeat). 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2017/09/20?comments=visible 

has the prior (the 2017 first use of this, my comment there includes the same artist info URL also pointed to by the here link in my blog entry comment).

Every Tuesday at 5 AM on the dot, the street cleaner goes back-and-forth on the street right below my window.

Or when their dog starts barking at 10:00 P.M. And 1:00 A.M. And 4:00 A.M.

“Why thank you. A glass of wine would be just the thing after that bum stranded me here. Do you have a Chardonnay? Lightly oaked?”

Hey! I’m waiting here?

Of all the the things that annoy chicks/ the worst is the flight of the boychiks/ abandoned and stranded/ by a lout underhanded/ who doesn’t deserve to enjoy chicks…/// and what will she tell her mamA/ to explain the loss of her bra ?/ That she willingly caved/ to the scoundrel depraved/ in a moment of “je ne sais quoi”?///

“Man, hitch-hiking’s a hassle today. Wait, I see a 6-wheeler coming. Here, hold muh robes and watch this.”

The earliest version of the monokini did not flatter the legs.

OK! I’m ready, now where are all those babies you want nursed, i haven’t got all day.

OK … I get the college prank of moving you and your bed while you are sleeping … BUT … THIS … IS … NOT … FUNNY!

Wow! The Oracle with the crystal ball was right! If I kept complaining, I would end up all alone!