I believe her. He does need better computer security. How was she suppose to know that the other guy wasn’t her husband when she slept with him? So that situation is 100% on him and 0% on her.
“Well, this was certainly unexpected, but I’m not angry… however, I thought I should tell you… somebody stole your identity too, and they sold the house, all it’s contents, your car, your jewelry and all your clothes… oh and those champagne glasses, too… soooo, yeah, you’ll have to wash those!”
OK buddy whip out your smart phone take a picture of the two of them in bed and head for your lawyer. Oh and while you’re at it take some pictures of the two aliens, you might be able to sell the pictures to the “National Enquirer”.
eromlig about 3 years ago
She probably has fake cybergasms.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
Is that a coin operated vibrating bed?
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Maybe this happened because he can’t upgrade something else.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 3 years ago
Is he buyin’ it? It’s such a reasonable explanation…
Baarorso about 3 years ago
Perhaps he stole your identity to scare you into buying one of his ’identify theft" packages.;-D
TStyle78 about 3 years ago
I believe her. He does need better computer security. How was she suppose to know that the other guy wasn’t her husband when she slept with him? So that situation is 100% on him and 0% on her.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Thinking quickly, Susan hits on an ingenious plan to deflect attention.
Doug K about 3 years ago
Turning: “Who are you? And what are you doing in my bed?”
Technicholls about 3 years ago
It is so terrible to expose Bleeb to this sort of thing.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Okay. Either go with that, or get a gun(or a lawyer). The heart may break weekly, but alimony lasts forever.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Oy! Fluzzy!
geese28 about 3 years ago
I think it would be time to upgrade to a new wife
ncdrifter about 3 years ago
“It’s not what it looks like, I can explain!”
Dobie Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Well, this was certainly unexpected, but I’m not angry… however, I thought I should tell you… somebody stole your identity too, and they sold the house, all it’s contents, your car, your jewelry and all your clothes… oh and those champagne glasses, too… soooo, yeah, you’ll have to wash those!”
Wirepuncher about 3 years ago
“Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes?”
Lotus about 3 years ago
Jane, you ignorant slut.
webman3802 about 3 years ago
Hopefully she’s kept her virus protection up to date too.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Cocktails for two…….in bed!
jbduncan about 3 years ago
Clearly, an exact husband look-a-like.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Original but not realistic……
paranormal about 3 years ago
She coulda swore the man that got in bed with her was you!
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
…and this imposter even answered the captcha test correctly!
cactusbob333 about 3 years ago
Haha. Those man-boobs look like they are staring at the other guy.
William Bednar Premium Member about 3 years ago
The woman continues: “And, by the way. Go back out and get us two shrimp cocktails. OK?”
Impkins Premium Member about 3 years ago
Oh lookie! There’s room for one more!!!!!!!!! Down, Bleeb, DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
OK buddy whip out your smart phone take a picture of the two of them in bed and head for your lawyer. Oh and while you’re at it take some pictures of the two aliens, you might be able to sell the pictures to the “National Enquirer”.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Could a ménage a trios be in their future?
Space Man Spiff about 3 years ago
This made me chuckle!