Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 03, 2021

Andrew Capp must be what Alfred Yankovic called the Amish: technologically impaired.

Party on Wayne!

Hello, Eldo and rjm. I “signed off” early from Sabbath services yesterday; I just couldn’t stand the obnoxious little “mamzer” who had his bar mitzvah then.

That’s the beauty of on-line services—you could leave at any time without seeming rude.

For Andy, that’s success.

The vacancy is in the brain of the person who decided to teach Andy a faster way not to find work.

You can teach Andy something NEW, like using a computer. It’ a new world-wonder!

Where’s Affi this morning ?

Affie is gearing up for tomorrow for his long wait til the evening when the green grocer van comes rollin into his neighborhood… In the meantime, he’s got a lot of hydrating to do..

Wayne, swat his hat off and thrash him vigorously about the neck and shoulders. Then dismiss him.

Looking for a job on the internet SUCKS, But that is the reality we live in, some job sites aren’t bad ( zip, indeed ) some are terrible ( my job helper) they bombard you with offering of everything from retail to engineering to Doctors! My trade is in Machine tool and CNC ops. What good is a offer to apply for a Chem Engineer at Dow Chem. With out a BS Degree!

There is such a thing as perfection. Andy has a perfect record of avoiding work, responsibility and clean living.

No vacancies? That came as a surprise. Then it occurred to me that there wouldn’t be too many openings out there for someone experienced in mooching drinks all night and sleeping it off all day — and pretty much nothing else.

Andy would probably use the internet more if he could figure out a way to mooch off people online.

Any search engine requires the proper input, so Andy probably entered a search for something like “gorilla wrestler” or “buggy whip sales.”