Strange Brew by John Deering for October 09, 2021

We all know what the last thing to go through his mind was.

The last thing to go through his mind was his butt.

It really took guts to do that!

Q:- What is the last thing that goes through a bee’s mind when it hits your windshield?

A:- It’s stinger

Oooh, that shoulda been a closed casket

One of my favourite jokes when I was a kid;- What is the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when he hits a windshield? His ass!

“He’ll never have the guts to do that again.”

Now let’s eat.

“Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.”

They never gave his name. I bet it was Nat.

sometimes you are the bug, and sometimes you are the windshield…….

I wonder what an entomologist thinks while driving along and this happens. “Oh that one was an anisoptera and that one was a lymantria dispar dispar.”

In my part of the world we have a critter motorcyclists call a custard beetle. Nobody know what an intact custard beetle looks like, but after they’ve hit the visor of your helmet at speed, they look like about half a teaspoonful of custard, and your ears ring slightly from the BANG!

How do motorcyclists handle bugs?

They strain them through their teeth!

Danny Downer here: has anyone else noticed that there are lot fewer bugs hitting our windshields these days …

He was a lightning bug to the end and for one shining moment, he went out in a burst of glory.

As a friend used to say, “I bet he doesn’t have the guts to try that again!”

he’ll never have the guts to do that again

OH NO, THE CAR WASH!!!!