Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 03, 2021

  1. Peppermint
    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  about 3 years ago

    That’s no more or less important than what a lot of folks would do with a time machine

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    Bring Back "The Good Place"  about 3 years ago

    With a time machine, someone could go back and prevent one of the worst leaders the world has ever known, from rising to power.

    Go back to 1889 Austria and switch a different baby for the one born to Alois and Klara.

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    unfair.de  about 3 years ago

    When you take your coffee with you it will still be the cold coffee you have. If you go back and fetch the hot coffee you have a second to the one now. I’d generate a whole new universe and would require at least the energy of the mass of that additional coffee. E=mc² – calculate much energy that’d be.

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    Dobber Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I want the countertop model.

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    Kaputnik  about 3 years ago

    If you had paid proper attention to your coffee when it was first made, it wouldn’t have gotten cold. But no, you were caught up in the wonder of time travel and ignored what was really important.

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    dflak  about 3 years ago

    I want those plans for the time machine on my desk by yesterday morning!

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’d like to go back 30 minutes and have my biscuits and gravy AND my hot coffee again!

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    PO' DAWG  about 3 years ago

    “Set the time machine back to when I thought your attitude was cute.”

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  9. Captain smokeblower
    poppacapsmokeblower  about 3 years ago

    EUREKA!

    That’s how microwaves work. They send your coffee back in time to when it was hot.

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