Close to Home by John McPherson for October 07, 2021

He’s SPOTTED all the time because he’s a zebra of a DIFFERENT STRIPE! ;D

It’s real. https://www.forbes.com/sites/grrlscientist/2019/09/26/rare-zebra-foal-with-polka-dots-spotted-in-kenya/?sh=132f029b44bd

He would probably fit in well at a fire department.

Polka, Z!

It happens to the best of us! LOL

Dangerous spot for Bleeb to be since he could get stepped on. He’s probably taking that risk because that zebra is female.

Guess God forgot to connect the dots. :D

An interesting problem, that. If a zebra can be defined by his stripes, is it a real zebra if it has no stripes? Wouldn’t it be something new, or different and require a new name to define it? Actually, I don’t care. Their all just Lion lunch, to go.

Well…… it shouldn’t be hard to “spot” that zebra!

Ba-dum-bum— pssssh!

Did his mother run off with a leopard?

Sorry, they clash anyway.

Looks like he’s already been….SPOTTED buh doom psst

If these things become popular, officials in the NFL will need new uniforms. They’re gonna look like dalmatians.

Definitely would stand out in the herd. Not a very admirable trait however, on the plains of Africa……

I guess a Zebra can change it’s stripes.

Measles the unfortunate Zebra…

Bleeb, just be careful to stay out of the splash zone.

Oh look a Dalmebra!

And why do they have crocodile jaws?

Zebra was spotted recently: Page One.

He should probably see a Dermatologist.

Did you know…Zebras injure more zoo personnel than any other animal? True!Was that an albino zebra?

Who let that dalmation climb the family tree?

Those are zebras??

A medical school maxim: If you hear hoofbeats, first rule out horses before searching for zebras.

It’s better than flannel plaid.