Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for October 19, 2021

Must have been stoned.

Don’t let it bother you, He’s just a stone head.

Well, the anteater dropped his diet, so…

It always was beyond me why any woman would ever want to lower her standards to become equal to a man.

A bolder, boulder I never did see….

…then next time don’t ask! How’s that for bouldering you over?

He’s ignoring the obvious

Once upon a time you dressed so fine, Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you? Now you don’t talk so loud. Now you don’t seem so proud. How does it feel, how does it feel? To be without a home

Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone

No. A boulder with stones.

With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin’ kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round.

A female rock. Who knew?

And not me but the people they say

That the man are leading the women astray

But I say, that the women of today

Smarter than the man in every way

Oh yes, smarter

- Belafonte / Segal / Span

Wisdom of the ages!

Alice Kramden [Audrey Meadows] summed it up best in an episode of ‘The Honeymooners’ when Ralph [Jackie Gleason] is trying to prove men are superior to women and says: “There would be no America without Christopher Columbus” to which she replies, “There would be no Christopher Columbus without his mother”.

Case closed!