Herman by Jim Unger for October 13, 2021

I’ d like to be there with them.

Whole cows are hard to cook properly.

That’s okay. I’ve already ordered a pizza.

Umm boy, good eatin’ tonight!

Uhhhh…….smoked salmon?

Sounds like a plan.

Could be an Any Capp cartoon !

Ah, Cajun food.

“By the way… The smoke isn’t your dinner burning, it’s your car on fire in the driveway.”

Leroy and Loretta?

And the firemen leave.

You did say you liked your roast well browned, didn’t you?

Gag me

Forget it. I’m ordering from this menu….again!

Smoked dinner. Ymmm!

He: Another smoked something or other?

And don’t put the smoke alarm too close to the kitchen.

My Mom invented Blackened…..not the Cajun kind

Blacken Chicken is for dinner tonight if you want to know….

This sounds like someone I used to live with.

She could set the kitchen smoke alarm off just trying to boil hot dogs! She was a very religious cook – plenty of burnt offerings!

We used to call her holocaust Helen.

“But is it done?”

Well, at least it’s no going to be leftovers, she always serves those cold.

Good, my food should be delivered by then.

Are you kin to Andy Capp’s bride?

No “Liquid Smoke” required for that meal.

Herman, get off your stingy behind and pay for a dinner at the local dive.

Ah – Cajun cooking. Blackened everything

“You took that song, Any Man of Mine, a little too seriously, didn’t you, dear?”