Monty by Jim Meddick for October 15, 2021

Anyone ever order those x-ray glasses advertised in comic books? Sometimes the ad pages were as entertaining as the comics…

Nah, Monty has no need for the lead apron, it’s not as if he will ever be a father.

He almost had a cardiac.

Pretty good “act”, EB. No one can copy it, anyway.

It’s a trick! If it were real x-ray vision he would have seen sdmomaiD fO kcaJ.

uuuuhhhhmmm…. in the first panel EB is holding the cards with the image side towards himself, so he actually sees which card is drawn. That way it’s not that difficult to “guess” the card, isn’t it?

I never thought about that. I wonder how many died due to Supe using the old X-Ray vision. Did that make him radioactive?

“How did you know it was the jack of diamonds?”

“They all are.”

Well, he’s no Shin Lim….

Monty’ll get a different surprise when his doctor tells him his PSA is through the roof. . . .

i bought and loved the little submarine that ran on baking powder…it would go up and down in the tub over and over….

my older sister on the other hand bought something called the ‘mark eden method’…. it attached to the faucet in the bath tub…..look it up…. ( i don’t think it worked for her…but that’s another story…)

BTW, you should get that right lung checked out.

Gammaguy says, “No comment.”

Surprise! —No children, ever, for you now, Monty!