Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 16, 2021

Put a plug in it.

I remember gapping the plugs on Datsun 510. Now there’s no need. Electric cars don’t have spark plugs.

He certainly is a nonconformist, having a left-hand thread he just won’t fit in anywhere.

Their timing was off.

He’s always wired. He works for a distributor and says she fires him up and gets him running on all cylinders. She claims he’s fouled and offered her a carbon ring. He’s always had bad timing too.

the spark’s obviously gone out of their relationship…

It was an explosive relationship anyway.

Let me put in a plug for a electrifying dating service. It will spark up your love life. We’ll fill your gap with energy. You’ll go places you’ve never been before. See one of our distributers and we’ll get you hooked up immediately.

Well, this leaves me short! …and screw you!

????

When parts part.

The gap is too great, the other one will have to be replaced.

okay, what am I missing?

Too much plug, not enough spark.

Neither one of you will in about 10 years when all new cars are electric.

I hope he doesn’t really torque her off, or she’ll plug him.

I once had a girlfriend named Joy, apparently I didn’t spark Joy either.

His name is “J”