The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 14, 2021

I have a seafood reaction. I see food, I eat it.

I know. An old lame joke

I see her eyes and lips are swelling.

You are my kind of Gill!

a deleted scene from “The Shape of Water”

It’s not so much an allergy as it’s just an ordinary revulsion.

She considers him to be food?

Run, fella, run!

A doomed romance I fear!

Oh, swell.

She is starting to clam up on him.

Shocking!

“Oh great … my eyes … my lips … This is just swell.”

Eppy better have her pen handy.

I’m, SHE should have known better….

Time for him to crawl back under whatever rock he came from.

An alternate ending to The Shape of Water.

If they are from “The Shape of Water” – remember, the woman can’t talk…

Oh I sea.

Umm…this just seems wrong. Doesn’t mean it’s not funny…

The Creature From The Plaque Lagoon

This won’t work. We’re from two different worlds.

I want that swing!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

not what he hoped would swell…

This just isn’t a funny cartoon.

A lost scene from “The Shadow over Innsmouth.”

A little white wine, some tarragon, and butter. Should go down nicely…