Sure, I’ll give it to my Harry Potter action figure made out of beetroots and Brussel sprouts. Maybe he can play Quidditch with his other veggie friends with balls made out of lactose free, milk free, flavour free milk balls, and hoops made out of Lima beans!
Sorry, got a bit carried away. But seriously, that sounds kind of tasty. But you’re supposed to give out lollies, not cheese sticks with celery. It would suck as Halloween candy. Oh well, at least he’ll get free eggs. But they’re probably already cracked since they’re thrown on the house.
I know half of you aren’t gonna care to read this, but I think I might start commenting less. I feel that recently, I’ve been focusing more on the comment sections than the actual strip, especially in Big Nate’s case, and I want to try reading more of the comics available here, so I might not be commenting quite as much. Hiwever, anybody who still wants to join the Punmeisters can talk to me.
The celery/cheese broomsticks would only work as appetizers at a Halloween party, not as something to pass out to trick-or-treating kids. Too messy and parents toss anything that doesn’t come sealed in a wrapper. Nate’s dad needs to knock off the ‘healthy’ unacceptable nonsense and stick to what is practical. Buy lollies and pass them out.
MaRiOmAn about 3 years ago
Ngl I’m interested to try it
Spring Fever Nate about 3 years ago
It IS fun.
MegaEthan about 3 years ago
Bruh not again with the healthy Halloween food.
Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers) about 3 years ago
Sure, I’ll give it to my Harry Potter action figure made out of beetroots and Brussel sprouts. Maybe he can play Quidditch with his other veggie friends with balls made out of lactose free, milk free, flavour free milk balls, and hoops made out of Lima beans!
Sorry, got a bit carried away. But seriously, that sounds kind of tasty. But you’re supposed to give out lollies, not cheese sticks with celery. It would suck as Halloween candy. Oh well, at least he’ll get free eggs. But they’re probably already cracked since they’re thrown on the house.
7/10 Kill me now.
Cactus-Pete about 3 years ago
There are no cubes of anything there. Does she mean a stick of cheese?
(NOT) Randy Betancourt about 3 years ago
Personally I’m not a cheese fan because I’m not addicted to pizza myself (and I’m not vegan or a health nut either)
BeeBuzzers about 3 years ago
Yum yum
ND Cool Z about 3 years ago
Hey it doesn’t hurt to try this kind of treat. I like celery and cheese..
Honk about 3 years ago
I personally wouldn’t mind eating these but for Halloween they’d be very bad.
Blue Shirt Guy about 3 years ago
Hello ! peeps Don’t have a good day, have a great day
POGGERS {person} about 3 years ago
No way.
Charlie Brown fan about 3 years ago
Oh no!
PinkYoshiFan about 3 years ago
That is not a treat. That is a purely cosmetic decoration.
Chesster McNuggets about 3 years ago
That’s actually kind of creative; I like it! Even tho that probably tastes dreadful…
Blue Shirt Guy about 3 years ago
Poll: Do you like todays comic?
Nabila about 3 years ago
“Vegeta”
mrsdonaldson about 3 years ago
I think dad should ask that lady if she’s single. And treats have to be factory wrapped these days.
Johnny Appleseed about 3 years ago
Oh no :(
Barnabus Blackoak about 3 years ago
change the celery to a pretzel stick and its edible.
TOURMISTER about 3 years ago
That is not Halloween candy.
Clarence about 3 years ago
Looks amazing, if it wasn’t vegetable
Clarence about 3 years ago
10 days until Halloween
Culer (super mega based fc barcelona fan of gc) about 3 years ago
My PC is ready to upgrade to windows 11
elbow macaroni about 3 years ago
How about a punchline other than the default “kill me now”?
orbenjawell Premium Member about 3 years ago
….I’ll do it from behind, Nate…kinda like the guy in the boat did it to Fredo Corleone out on that lake…..you won’t feel a thing……
Nabila about 3 years ago
It’s funny how whenever I make a poll, people attack me about it, but when someone else makes a poll, they don’t care
DM2860 about 3 years ago
But people are not supposed to pass out treats that are homemade. We are told to immediately throw away any homemade treats.
I wonder if the candy people pushed that idea.
Dscrib (mostly inactive) about 3 years ago
I know half of you aren’t gonna care to read this, but I think I might start commenting less. I feel that recently, I’ve been focusing more on the comment sections than the actual strip, especially in Big Nate’s case, and I want to try reading more of the comics available here, so I might not be commenting quite as much. Hiwever, anybody who still wants to join the Punmeisters can talk to me.
therealblazewolf (RATS UNITED tm) about 3 years ago
peirce needs to do a collab with paul trap
Goat from PBS about 3 years ago
Nate reminds me of Daffy Duck. “I demand that you shoot me now! So shoot me now!”
BiggerNate91 about 3 years ago
See, they’re called “Witches’ Brooms” because only witches would hand them out.
Guybrush Threepwood about 3 years ago
This joke, year after year, has gotten very stale and it turned dumb and preposterous.
I love the strip, but I really hate how it’s basically “Nate always loses”.
sansdm about 3 years ago
Another one of these very “funny” dad and candy story line. smhhhh
Mario Kart about 3 years ago
In no way is that fun. For once, JUST ONCE, why can’t Marty just hand out candy? Why can’t he be normal?
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
By now Nate should be across the street at the Quickie Market gorging himself on Candy Corn, sugar formed into cute pumpkins and witches.
Wendy Emlinger Premium Member about 3 years ago
The celery/cheese broomsticks would only work as appetizers at a Halloween party, not as something to pass out to trick-or-treating kids. Too messy and parents toss anything that doesn’t come sealed in a wrapper. Nate’s dad needs to knock off the ‘healthy’ unacceptable nonsense and stick to what is practical. Buy lollies and pass them out.
metagalaxy1970 about 3 years ago
I’ve had fat free cheese. Would rather eat sawdust.
Culer (super mega based fc barcelona fan of gc) about 3 years ago
Who remembers saving up notifications?
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Hope that he likes raw eggs as will get an awful lot on Halloween…..
5co5 about 3 years ago
bruh
5co5 about 3 years ago
test
Swayamplays about 3 years ago
Nope.
SONGYAN666 about 3 years ago
No it’s not Marty
VMB! about 3 years ago
…how?…how would that all be fun?
Some guy who looks at comics about 3 years ago
Who here remembers Chad “dimples” Applewhite?
Rusticism about 3 years ago
Is that vegetables?
einarbt about 3 years ago
This is parental cruelty, very minor yes, but still.
RLinGoComics ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #StopP2025 #StoptheUA&ILWars about 3 years ago
Yum yum.
Blucas7 over 2 years ago
That is not even candy
nintendopoptarts64 over 1 year ago
This is a new low.