Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 16, 2021

How nice of you, Lio, to take up the hired position against your will.

Just got a ‘Help Wanted’ card in the mail…from the Post Office!

Lio is probably wondering where is David Hedison when you need him ("Help me, Help me, augh!!!!)..

“How would you like your person done?”

Reminds me of a certain cookbook….but I’m Zoning out on where it’s from.

Looks like a web of deceit to me.

“To serve man.”

Well, that’s a revoltin’ development…

To Serve Man.

Another fine mess you got me into Olie…….

How many legs?

Boris the spider?

The original Fly was on TV last week. I had forgotten it took place in Montreal. And that Herbert Marshall was in it. You would not know it, but Mr Marshall was wounded during WWI and had one of his legs amputated up to the hip. He learned to walk again with the help of not just a physical therapist, and there weren’t too many of them in the 1920s, but a ballet instructor as well. You could not tell that he used a prosthetic leg unless you were really looking for it. And that Mr Hedison switched back and forth between using David and Al and that there was a small industry changing his name on movie credits. His daughter has been married to Jodie Foster since 2014. Al/David passed away in 2019 at the age of 92.

Now that’s a big spider!

Kids today are a bit tough. I would recommend basting them first.

That poor spider is going to get a bad case of indigestion if she eats Lio.

Why is that spider missing two legs?

Just imagine you being the spider and Rose the fly or reverse it.

I like spiders I just don’t want to be devoured by them.

Is the spider advertising on a new web site?

Here’s a tip for you, get out of there!