Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 07, 2021

A hydrogen atom goes out on a date with a chlorine atom. She has a good time, but when she gets back home, her father says, “You look a little strange, Sweetie. Did everything go well?”

“Oh, he was nice enough, Poppa, but I do feel a bit light. Let me see…why, that dirty bastard stole my electron!”

“Are you sure, Honey?” asks her father.

“I’m positive!”

The video with the Golden Gate Bridge:https://youtu.be/LroMn5UpIvk

Can one find Nate’s music on iTunes?

All suspension bridges will hum when it’s windy.

Here’s a wholesome dumb blonde joke.A woman asks her blonde friend, “Would you do me a favor, and tell me whether or not my car’s blinker light is working?” The blonde says “Sure.” So the woman has her blonde friend stand in front of her car, and turns on the blinker. “So is the blinker light working?” she yells out the window.“Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.”

Those stained glass window panels were gazed upon by a knight, a squire, an Oxford cleric, a wife of Bath, etc.

Here is a link to Nate Mercereau – golden gate bridge. It’s really beautiful.

Nate Mercereau lives in a cardboard refrigerator box on Potrero Hill, drops his dookies on the sidewalk and not only voted for Maxine Waters, but thinks she’s HOT. Believe It of NOT! btw… Nate has been off his meds for several years.

The 39,500 Cave Bear was found with a pic-a-nic basket clutched in its jaws. In the pic-a-nic basket were mummified ants and three packages of Twinkies THAT WERE STILL NOT ONLY EDIBLE, BUT GOOD! Believe It or Not!

On one of the four stained glass panels in the Canterbury Cathedral was found the phrase "Eamus Brandonus ". Yes, its true. Believe It of Not!

I wonder what the split was on the 12,000 wins.

So how much did each winner in the lottery get? Around $8?

The way North Carolina is heading, it’ll be “6-6-6” soon enough…

So you’re sure that was a cave bear and not my ex mother-in-law.

Take care, may misogynistic dodgeball coach and part time guitar player Nate “As Useful As the Bagel Button On Your Toaster” Mercerord be with you, and gesundheit.

Ah – finally! A bonus panel on the weekend edition! It’s never happened before, BION! (Actually, I’m not sure if that is true – just go with it)

i’ve been known to hum eerily

The cave bear was interesting. Everything else – meh.

I guess 8-8-8 is better than 6-6-6.