Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 11, 2021

“Have Briefcase, Will Travel”

I like the wingtips.

Law, order and financial advice.

My older brother used to go to work carrying a briefcase and it made him look rather important. But he just kept his lunch in it !

The opening sequence from ‘Have Star will Hand Out Cards.’

… funny business – he’s such a card.

John Cleese in “Silverado”

You guys are nothing but a pack of cards.

Looks like a mean businessesman all right.

Wyatt Earp, MBA

Paladin?

Then he is spotted by a desperado who shouts: Draw up some papers, Sheriff!

reminds me of the movie Four Eyes & Sixguns

This guy will soon become the former sheriff, and live in Boot Hill.

He’s even showing his business card.

Ready for meeting out justice [sic]

I’m not seeing a long career, for this gentleman.