The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 20, 2021

How about the back and shoulders to start. Hair on men in those areas gross me out.

Baldness looks good on men. Apparently I’ve always thought so, as one of my mother’s favorite stories about my toddlerhood when I was learning to talk coherently was, every time I saw a bald man, I’d say “Mama, ain’t he purty—look at his hair!” The men in question would usually tell her to buy me anything I wanted, or things like that.

For dog’s sake, man, put on a shirt or a robe or something.

You would be so much easier to draw if you’d just shave it all off.

Today my wife must put on regular clothes and drive into work. Honey will be despondent and lay around all day sleeping*, just like every other day. *With a few breaks for barking at squirrels.

His hair is goin’ south on him

Shaving the head – the new comb-over. And no – unless you’re Isaac Hayes, it doesn’t look better than a comb-over.

Shaving a great head of hair means anticipation of the effects of chemo among members of my extended family this past year.

His hairdo is becoming a hairdon’t.

Gods no! Don’t make yourself supremely ugly.

If you shave your head, nature wins. And you’ve got to keep shaving it. Just let it go naturally