The flat earth model works very well for about 99.9% of what I do. I do not have to take the curvature of the Earth into account when I mow the lawn, throw a ball or even drive to work.
It makes carpentry work a lot easier when I can lean on Pythagoras and Euclid to do the calculations rather than work with the more complicated formulas associated with Napier’s Right Spherical Triangles.
I also have no problem with Newtonian Physics. I usually stay well below the speed of light and stay away from black holes.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Probably isn’t into ball games either.
And obviously lost his marbles.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They’re called sausage patties.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ok, hear me out. If the earth was really flat, wouldn’t that area be a tourist attraction???
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
he’s a meatball, but she still kinda likes him…
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just don’t fall of the edge.
dflak almost 3 years ago
The flat earth model works very well for about 99.9% of what I do. I do not have to take the curvature of the Earth into account when I mow the lawn, throw a ball or even drive to work.
It makes carpentry work a lot easier when I can lean on Pythagoras and Euclid to do the calculations rather than work with the more complicated formulas associated with Napier’s Right Spherical Triangles.
I also have no problem with Newtonian Physics. I usually stay well below the speed of light and stay away from black holes.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bad dating choice. I don’t think that she is falling for you.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Sacrilege!
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
The wine is made from flat grapes. (At least they’re flat after they’re stomped)
Nuliajuk almost 3 years ago
As Neil deGrasse Tyson put it, “You have nothing to fear but sphere itself.”
Indianapolis Smith almost 3 years ago
If the earth is flat, what is on the other side?
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
If the earth was really flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Cynthia noticed all of his dinner recipes are on the cutting edge.