Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for January 16, 2022

Remembering an old Playboy Party Joke (from the page on the back of the centerfold). Swaggering teenager goes into a pharmacy and leans on the counter in front of the matronly druggist. “Let me have eleven condoms please, miss.”

Pharmacist draws herself up into a knot and sniffs “Don’t miss me!”

Kid says, “Okay. Make it an even dozen then.”

So, that’s the secret of his energy, eh.

That’s plenty to keep him awake all night so that he can finally finish drawing Doug.

Do not use this product if you’ve been exposed to Gamma Rays.

Talk about an interesting variation of the “transformation scene” from the old TV show.“Don’t make me horny. You wouldn’t like me when I’m horny.”

If results last more than 32 hours then maybe try gazpacho instead.

I remember being behind a poor guy in line at a pharmacy. It was embarrassing enough that everyone could hear his conversation about Viagra but then he found he could only afford one pill. It’s something like $80 per tablet. No wonder there are so many scammers offering cheaper.

Now why did Bolling pick Viagra pills when any drug would have done for the punchline?