Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 01, 2021

Always have some extortion money available.

But I don’t think he’d be able to tell the difference between real coins and counterfeit coins.

It’s a talent

Moe will be a perfect politician.

Idea: “Protect Calvin fund! Together, we CAN keep Calvin from getting beaten to a pulp.”

It would have been interesting to have seen Calvin duck as Moe threw the punch so that he would have hit a locker instead…

Is there any such thing as – “extorting good money after bad”?!?

He’s sort of like a certain former president I know. Monosyllabic yet persuasive.

Moe was female at birth who identifies being male and Calvin owes it to they for keeping up the oxygen nitrogen level of the planet.

I never had money so had to pay the traditional way.

I wonder if Moe takes credit cards?

It isn’t so much his vocabulary that is persuasive but more his fists that accompany his vocabulary.

“Monosyllabic” should really be monosyllabic.

Even dim witted bottom feeders have to make a living.

Moe is now a social media bully.

So the grade school bully still on money.

He should throw him some fake money to fool him.

I hope when Calvin grows up he get revenge some how.

Learn to protect yourself and never given in to a bully.

Calvin, not to worry, this bully is no match to your wit and vocabulary. Let loose Hobbes once in school and see the fun.

Or Canadian ones.