Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 30, 2021

he must’ve custom ordered those tombstones cause of his gut.

Won’t be a full moon.

Yuck. Chewy corn syrup. I can’t believe the things I used to eat and love.

Ralph the chipmunk.

Somebody took the fifth sign. The one that says “Burma Shave”.

I love candy corn myself but I have to say that there are some kids that would think that not having to contend with the confection is a blessing in disguise. Give ’em chocolate anyday! ;D

Today is National Candy Corn Day.

BURMA GRAVE

Poor kids should know by now not to go to the Drabble home if they want candy!

Eating Halloween candy and chips is always a post-Halloween event, because there’s always too much relative to the number of kids that come by. First time in a ‘new’ house, so maybe that will change.

Candy corn…UGH!

Honesty in advertising at least……

Should have been there last week.

Funny toon. No Burma ending here today.

Hey, kids, its “trick or treat night”!! No treats… Means TP the house(noo, too expensive), shaving cream the car(nooo, it will peel the paint off), soap his windows(no, he’ll just hose them off and have clean windows, for a change)… Any ideas out there??

Why are the kids even going there? Shouldn’t his house already be on the “Don’t Waste Your Time With This House” list?

there are Burma Shave signs on Historic Route 66 in Arizona.

if we are not going to hand out candy we leave our porch light off.

the kids in that hood are angels. In a real one that house would beTP with used materials from early in the evening…