Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 20, 2021

Meet my not-so-little friend!

Your time is approaching very slowly, big guy.

Wish I had that solution back in the day…

I had a bully problem solved, though it did cost me one of my best friends for a while!

Where was this service when I was a child?

Most of those childhood bullies, unless dealt with properly and set on a better path, grow up to be adult bullies.

I like sports does that make me a bully?

So many kids are having sudden heart attacks and strokes now days.

Yes!

Sooo… Killing the bully is the answer?

Just like the ad for a soundalike greatest hits record. The group that performs the songs is called “The Originals”.

Always fight bullies. They will respect you for it, if you survive.

Good comic…too bad about the “SPORTS” shirt, though – too stereotypical. Most of the bullies I remember were insecure, wannabe tough guys. They hung around trying to look tough; they weren’t jocks, and they weren’t particularly sports fans. They were more like anti-social outsiders, like the Bender character in “The Breakfast Club.” In my experience, the jocks already knew how tough they were. They didn’t have to go around trying to prove themselves. Your results may vary.

Death doesn’t kill, it is a psychopomp and carries souls to be judged.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBO!!!