Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 23, 2021

Move to Hollywood & “Vine”.

Gentrification.

There’s something about being able to stay due to a “Grandfather Clause” but it’s not that time of year yet.

but, but you have the best abode in the hood; turn your nose up at the riff raft and their dinky houses.

Wait for a flood.

it used to be great. now, it’s like a jungle…

No place to park Tantor…

Swinger’s club? Or clubbers swing?

Watching nature show last night where they said 75% of jungles have destroyed by farming and civilization.

At least your property value has gone up.

Rain Forrest’s all over are being devastated by man! Maybe Tarzan needs to find a local grapevine…then he’ll really be swinging ….

He’s over at the school playground, swingin’ on the monkey bars.

Why does he need a swinging vine – there are no other trees around. They already have a bird’s-eye view into the neighbors’ yards.

I’m sure there are lots of people who want to live in a tree house!

This is me. At least I still have the tree.

Beautiful beautiful art work

It’s really hard to eat Jungles & still be civilized OMG a Treehugger with no clothes and Food

It used to be called Levittjungle. But then home values went crazy. Split-level tree houses everywhere!

T has obviously been grandfathered in.

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games…

“Cheetah, Tarzan don’t think we in jungle anymore.”

For a moment, I thought they were supposed to be kids. Partly because kids are more likely to be in suburban treehouses, and partly because, well, look at their head-to-body ratios.