Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 14, 2021

I sense he has a bad attitude.

I’d say. Maybe it’s just me, but he bears a passing resemblance to Bob Dole. (The gorilla, not the guy on the wall.)

Ah, he must be one of Tarzan’s buddies.

Does this gorilla remind you of Richard Nixon? Or is that just me?

Humans have killed many more gorillas than the other way around.

The gorilla already met his twin brother.

He’s a trophy ape.

Random musings:

Famous last words: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!”

“Oh . . . so this is why the head zookeeper wouldn’t tell me why this job was open . . . "

“You know, I think the cage looks pretty clean already.”

My advice is don’t clean the cage while it is occupied.

No hoses?