Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 01, 2021

“I am not a human”.

Mr & Mrs Nuts & Bolts having trouble with Johnny 5?

Neither can I buddy, neither can I. Sigh

“I do have a job opening as a crash test robot.”

Don’t worries. Just send him over to Heathcliff. He will trains your robot well.

Traffic lights? 12 pictures? I don’t get it.

So … the pass/fail system works …!

That’s so ridiculous!

They always do something like throw a walk/don’t walk light in there. Does that count as a traffic light? A flashing school zone sign? Does a truck or a bus count as a car?

Frankly, I like the “I am not a robot” box a lot better. I even want to turn off my slow VPN for those … almost.

I’ve done those where they just sent you on to a next bunch and a next bunch… Then I usually end up calling if I really want to get to the website. If I don’t care that much, I just decide not to do business with them, if they can’t correct the ‘I am not a robot’ feature.

This really turned them off… Then back on again.

Junior spends too much time listening to heavy metal music.

i dont get it

Reader’s Digest posted a list of the 10 things Americans hate the worst and Captchas were on the list. I’d tend to agree.