Close to Home by John McPherson for October 19, 2021

Are you getting ready for Halloween Bleeb.

Don’t crane your neck, Ichabod!

Pumpkins: the spice of life.

This hits too close to home: “Pumpkin head” is my gf’s nickname for me.

Oooooooh the possibilities……

Plastic?

Shouldn’t that be “organic” surgery?

The only place you can pick your nose without people judging you.

He’s going look all jacked up if he makes the wrong choice. Linus will be so surprised to see the Great Pumpkin wears a cape.

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“So why do they put “E Pluribus Uranium” on our money?”

He actually gets a whole new freshly-carved head.

Must be getting close to Halloween?

Just trying to keep ahead of the trends.

Horseman: hey has anyone seen my new head?

Wife: silently puts away the pumpkin pie

Bleeb’s waving, but his expression suggests he might be trying to get our attention for HELP!

That one’s made by Ray Ban and is gonna cost ya…

Unfortunately, it will not be a permanent solution to his problem.

The horseman gets some…

… new pumpkin.

Is he self offacing.