Close to Home by John McPherson for October 21, 2021

The little girl is enjoying the show. So is Bleeb.

Boa constrictor? Of course! …Unfortunately, that’s a python.

Raid isn’t gonna work, that guy is hisss-tory

Maybe call 911 first, then Valiant Insurance, and maybe the Raid would be more effective in the snake’s face!

Grab his tail and yank HARD! It’ll spin dad off into a corner. ‘Course now YOU’VE got to keep moving!

WD 40 might work better.

It’s too late to hiss in your pit….

Check the policy. Should have come with the pungi

Just remember, he’s just as afraid of you as you are of him. Speak softly, move slowly and back towards the knife rack. Once armed, make like Chuckie and stab for all your worth. …dark huh?

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“I don’t care how many times I’ve watched old Star Trek reruns, I still have trouble telling the difference between a plasma conduit and a phase inducer! D’UH!”

Uh, a little help here Bleeb ? Huh ?

The rider option includes an extra long saddle.

He’s riding it?

Yes – it’s called ‘your premium’…

Looks to me like the boa constrictor is riding HIM!

“Who’s Daddy’s big boy today?”

Hope that they’re not in an apartment with a no pets policy.

Next time, get your little girl a gerbil for a pet, they are easier to deal with.

Sorry. That’s a pre-existing condition

No, no, Bleeb! Too young!!!!!!!! Yes, I’m watching you, Little Alien Dude!!!!!!!!! :)

And if there IS a rider option- she won’t worry anymore whether or not he gets killed?

Boa Constrictor: Good Squeeze (Portuguese)

That snake looks more like a python or an anaconda to me; boa constrictors are much smaller.

Must be in South Florida.

Run, Bleeb!