Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 21, 2021

Our fans are supposed to be blowing upward now.

Testing 1-2-………..

is the Off button the same thing as the Destruct button?

I think it’s more like three out of five dentists never answer the phone, and the other two aren’t accepting new patients.

I’m thankful that Samson gives us three comics every Sunday.

Make that 5 out of 5….no business answers the phone anymore.

So that’s what the off symbol really means!

I once worked briefly at a job doing phone surveys, and I remember one where I was trying to call dentists at their offices so to speak with them directly for the matter. In that instance, it was more like five out of five dentists never answered their phones. Best case, I’d get their secretary, who’d just say they weren’t available, try again later. I don’t think I ever actually spoke with a signal dentist the whole time I was working that particular project…

Now I want to see what happens when the lab tests my Nuclear Coffee

Might be a good idea to stand way back

C1 – Horace was grounded…!

C2 – The colleges drill that into them….!

C3 – so Horace is working from home these days…?

Kind of like the bikes described by Guareschi, was it? in impoverished villages of postwar Italy. So-called American braking system was no brake at all, you just sit on the rear wheel until it stops.