Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 13, 2021

Let’s have a big round of frog applause.

But will it scale ?

Frog applause rhymes with dog claws.

This school is terrible. The only subject is weird rhymes.

Oranges rhymes with porringers.

…every once in a great while I like anchovies on pizza…

…for no rhyme or reason…

This appears fish-y to me

Ok, I’ll let it be

But what do I eat?

I got it! Pigs feet!

Sure, there are the advantages of a managed environment and provision of all the necessities, but the fish farm life is just so crowded, with everybody living in everybody else’s personal water space.

Whyatt Earp and Quiet Purp..

Purple and Slurple is a gay drink after sex.

Pop a purple pimple on her nipple.

Purple peoples eater.

“That dolphin-torn, that gong-tormented sea.” Wholly mackerel!

I’m still searching for a word that doesn’t rhyme with itself.

Well, actually, “orange” doesn’t rhyme with “itself”. Neither does “month”. Or “dog”. Isn’t ambiguity fun?

We’ve been schooled …!

Take the bait. Leave the chum.

Cole slaw hot cha.

Silly sardines! Only the gruntled guy at the right knows just how silly you all sound!