Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 30, 2021

Cheese it, the cops!

Where’s Kandi when you need her…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnBf2iHrteE

i don’t think these two cut the mustard

Hmmm. Glass on the floor. Does that mean the cold cuts (and cheese?) broke out?

They don’t even have a string cheese theory about it.

It was an inside job. A deli-berate act by a man desperate to make ends meat.

If they find the stolen items, it will quickly become a mold case file.

It was that Arby gang. Ransom note read we have the meats.

…or straight to my waist

Glass on the outside of the meat case must have been inside job. Round up all suspects, including Pickle loaf.

It’s a load of baloney.

There’s glass on the outside of the case. That means the perpetrator was already inside, breaking his/her way out…