I don’t live in California, for which I’m thankful (I think California feels the same way) but I know it’s that time of year when Forest Fire Season Steps aside for Mudslide Season. But as we’re still in the Cusp period, I present the following:
A photographer gets a call from his newspaper editor. “There’s a big forest fire just south of town; I want you to get some aerial pictures of it. But hurry! Our deadline is an hour from now.”
So he grabs his camera bag, jumps into his car, and speeds toward the town’s municipal airfield. He sees a smaller Cessna idling at the end of the runway. He rushes to it, throws in his camera bag, and jumps into the right seat. “Go! Go!” he yells, and the young man on his left takes off, albeit a bit shaky. “Head toward that forest fire!” he tells the pilot.
“Um, why?” the young man responds.
“I have to get pictures for tonight’s newspaper,” explains the photographer.
“Oh,” says the pilot. “You mean you’re not my flight instructor?”
Cattle on toilets has got to be a ‘Not!’. Unless the version of toilet is totally different. There is bound to be controversy about the toilet paper hanging forwards or backwards too.
The temperature was –54 F at 9:00 a.m. on January 14, 1972, following a clear night (radiational cooling). This worried the locals, since stove oil congeals at –50. It stayed cold through the day, but in the evening the chinook winds came in, howling by midnight. At 8:00 a.m. on the 15th, the temperature was at +49 F, which was the high for the day.
I experienced about a 50 degree swing a few years ago. The weather report said that the temps would be falling from about 70 during the day (but nothing like what happened), so I took a light jacket to work. When I went home, it was somewhere around 20 degrees out! One very cold car ride…
someday some researchers will do research on a group of researchers’ brains and figure out the reasons behind the research besides making money that is.
Well, although Yogi Berra was conceptually correct when he said "It (meaning a baseball game) ain’t over til it’s over, with the Braves up 6 zip, I’m ready to put a fork in it.
eromlig about 3 years ago
I don’t live in California, for which I’m thankful (I think California feels the same way) but I know it’s that time of year when Forest Fire Season Steps aside for Mudslide Season. But as we’re still in the Cusp period, I present the following:
A photographer gets a call from his newspaper editor. “There’s a big forest fire just south of town; I want you to get some aerial pictures of it. But hurry! Our deadline is an hour from now.”
So he grabs his camera bag, jumps into his car, and speeds toward the town’s municipal airfield. He sees a smaller Cessna idling at the end of the runway. He rushes to it, throws in his camera bag, and jumps into the right seat. “Go! Go!” he yells, and the young man on his left takes off, albeit a bit shaky. “Head toward that forest fire!” he tells the pilot.
“Um, why?” the young man responds.
“I have to get pictures for tonight’s newspaper,” explains the photographer.
“Oh,” says the pilot. “You mean you’re not my flight instructor?”
Bilan about 3 years ago
You would think the greatest temperature fluctuation would be in about a 12-hour period, not 24-hour.
BaltimoreJack Premium Member about 3 years ago
Cattle on toilets has got to be a ‘Not!’. Unless the version of toilet is totally different. There is bound to be controversy about the toilet paper hanging forwards or backwards too.
dlasher about 3 years ago
The temperature was –54 F at 9:00 a.m. on January 14, 1972, following a clear night (radiational cooling). This worried the locals, since stove oil congeals at –50. It stayed cold through the day, but in the evening the chinook winds came in, howling by midnight. At 8:00 a.m. on the 15th, the temperature was at +49 F, which was the high for the day.
ams.confex.com/ams/pdfpapers/54387.pdf
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wonder if the same cow training techniques could work on homeless people in California? Yeah, probably not.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
And Jorge has a nutritious breakfast on most days.
Take care, may leaf and dust counter Todd “My Lower Lip is Against Me But I Car Write For RBION!” Nuttord be with you, and gesundheit.
dv1093 about 3 years ago
Somehow I don’t think the graphic of the cow story matches the reality.
Jorge needs a life.
dwdl21 about 3 years ago
Gotta love those Chinooks
J. R. M. about 3 years ago
Jorge Arias’ collection includes a look-alike of Larry the Cable Guy?
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
I experienced about a 50 degree swing a few years ago. The weather report said that the temps would be falling from about 70 during the day (but nothing like what happened), so I took a light jacket to work. When I went home, it was somewhere around 20 degrees out! One very cold car ride…
Dkram about 3 years ago
GO LIGHTENING GO!!!
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Saddenedby Premium Member about 3 years ago
someday some researchers will do research on a group of researchers’ brains and figure out the reasons behind the research besides making money that is.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
If it hit -54 in Montana, I’m surprised anyone survived to record that temperature swing!
mindjob about 3 years ago
After the potty training, the next thing those cows will learn is to walk to the slaughter house. Shame
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Cow Potty Training – Article with photo and video: https://www.sciencenewsforstudents.org/article/potty-training-cows-reduce-nitrogen-pollution
Stephen Gilberg about 3 years ago
Ever say “Shut your pie hole” to a cow?
moondog42 Premium Member about 3 years ago
It was only a 57 degree swing in Celsius
Durak Premium Member about 3 years ago
Don’t want tge job cleaning those toilets.
Charlie Fogwhistle about 3 years ago
Well, although Yogi Berra was conceptually correct when he said "It (meaning a baseball game) ain’t over til it’s over, with the Braves up 6 zip, I’m ready to put a fork in it.